On Friday, my mom called me because she was on her way to Costco, and she wanted to know if I needed anything.
In retrospect, I need some Benadryl, but at the time, I couldn't think of anything.
Mom: Your father wants me to go the pharmacy while I'm there and ask how much Viagra costs.
What the ......
No. NO. Holy Mother of GAWD.
Stop. Just ... STOP.
OMG make it go AWAY.
I need a time machine. I must go back and erase this conversation. SOMEONE GET ME A TIME MACHINE.
Oblivious to my horror induced muteness, she continued on...
Mom: He's having coffee with Bob, and Bob says he pays $25 a pill at his pharmacy, and he wants to know if it's any cheaper at Costco.
Okay. Alright. So it's not as bad as I initially thought.
But I still don't need to know these things about Bob. As in, EVER.
And just in case you're wondering, Viagra is $23.65 a pill for members and $26 a pill for non-members.