I just showed Angie a recipe I came across on pinterest for gelatin pinwheels.
I couldn't believe how easy they were to make, and I thought her kids would like them.
As she was looking at the recipe, she questioned the picture at the bottom...
Angie: What is she doing?
Me: She's cutting the roll with floss. That's how you cut cinnamon rolls, too. You know how when you use a knife to cut stuff, it flattens it? With floss or twine, you just put it under the roll, wrap it around and pull tight. Cuts right through. You can garrote someone like that, too.
Me: Garrotte. You wrap wire or whatever around someone's throat and pull tight. Cuts right through. You cut their throat and strangle them at the same time.
Angie: That's why we keep you around Rach.
Me: Why? So I can teach you how to murder people?
Angie: Well everyone should know these things.
I think I should have my own cooking show. I can dispense kitchen AND hit tips. It'll be EPIC.
I'm sure the Food Network will pick it up in a heartbeat.
Now I just need a good name...
(A/N: For the record, I am not a hitman in my spare time. I just read a lot.)